Weekly Video

...Weird.

Weekly Limerick

"A very cold wind has just blown.

My very long pigtails have flown.

They go up so high,

It makes everyone cry,

'My dear! Oh, just how have you grown!' "

Weekly Riddle

I live all alone, encased.

There's no way to get out;

other then breaking down the walls.

What am I?

 A Chick!

(no, not that kind.)

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

"After a nervous breakdown, a man went with a friend to camp to calm down.  It did him well, but he was still two tents."

Weekly Video

(O.)>

^^

Weekly Limerick

"There was a young girl named Amy

Who once tripped and she said, 'Ow, my knee!'

Then a big bird did say

 'Happy Valentine's Day!'

Then when she was healed, she just said, 'Gee!' "

(I made that up!)

Weekly Riddle

Everybody has me; I'm easy to hurt,

 but I'm hard to get to;

and sometimes it seems like 

some people don't have me.

What am I?

A brain ;)

Weekly Pic

I have no idea why he's talking through his nose

(and yes, I drew that).

Weekly Joke

"So, a teacher asks Billy why he always was late for school.

Billy answers, 'Because the sign said, "School, go slow." ' "

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

"There was a young lady of Titch

Who wanted to turn 'to a witch;

But when she found the most

She could be was a ghost

Then she threw herself into a ditch."

(I know that some of those lines are a little loopy.)

Weekly Riddle

Here's an old one:

Riddle me, riddle me, rote tote tote;

A wee little man in a red, red coat;

With a staff in his hand, and a stone in his throat,

If you tell me this riddle, I'll give you a groat.
A Cherry ;)

Weekly Pic

"When a seal sees the joke from yesterday"

By the way, it's from-you guessed it-Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

"After being told by his mom,

 'You are what you eat', 

Billy eats some bacon.

He turns into a pig."

Weekly Video

Warning: mildly disturbing. if you 

have kids and show them this,

 they will beg you to watch it again, 

and again, and again, etc.
Trust me.

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a man with a beard

Who said, 'It is just as I feared!

Two owls & a hen

& three robins & a wren

Have all made their nests in my beard!'"

Weekly Riddle

 The poor have me,

the rich lack me,

and if you eat me, you die.

what am I?

Nothing ;)

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload again.

Weekly Joke

"After stealing some famous paintings, some thieves try a getaway in a van.

 But, their van stops, and the police get to the thieves.
When a policeman asks them why the van stopped, they answer:
'We did not have  enough Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.'"

Weekly Video

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