Friday, January 30, 2015

Weekly Limerick

"I knew a word I now forget
That means, 'I am sorry we met
And I wish you the same.'
It sounds like your name
But I haven't remembered it yet."

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Weekly Riddle

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
[To get to the dark side ; )]

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Weekly Pic

This Pic and the one from last week are for all those Whoovians out there!

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Weekly Joke

"So, a pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender looks at the pig and says, 'Whoa, a talking pig!' "

Friday, January 23, 2015

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a lady named Sue
Who had nothing whatever to do
And who did it so badly
I thought she would gladly
Have stopped before she was through."

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Weekly Riddle

What do you call a sour citrus that jumps off cliffs?
[A Lemming!]

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Weekly Joke

 "A man was looking out his window when he noticed
that there was a snail on one of his plants.
So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could.
Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window,
and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked
at him and said, 'Hey, what did you do that for?' "

Monday, January 19, 2015

Saturday, January 17, 2015

New STUFF!!!

Hi! As you can see, I've redone my blog to...
Spring Style!
Also, I've created another poll! Please vote!

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a hunter named Paul
Who strangled nine grizzlies one Fall.
Nine is such a good score,
So he tried for one more
But he lost. Well, you can't win them all!"

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Weekly Riddle

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
[Take the words out of his mouth!]

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Friday, January 9, 2015

Weekly Limerick

"There once were two back-country geezers
Who got porcupine quills up their sneezers.
They sat beak to beak
For more than a week
Working over each other with tweezers."

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Weekly Riddle

What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?
[A centipede with a wooden leg.]
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Weekly Joke

"A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?'

'That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,' the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?'

'Oh, nothing,' the boy says. 'There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.'"

Friday, January 2, 2015

Weekly Limerick

"There was a young fellow who thought
Very little, but thought it a lot.
Then at long last he knew
What he wanted to do,
But before he could start, he forgot."

Thursday, January 1, 2015