Monday, September 28, 2015
Friday, September 25, 2015
Weelky Limerick
I'd
rather have Fingers than Toes;
And I'd rather have Ears than a Nose;
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there:
I'll be awfully said, when it goes.
And I'd rather have Ears than a Nose;
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there:
I'll be awfully said, when it goes.
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Friday, September 18, 2015
Weekly Limerick
An
elderly bride of Port Jervis
Was quite understandably nervous.
Since her apple-cheeked groom,
With three wives in the tomb,
Kept insuring her during the service.
Was quite understandably nervous.
Since her apple-cheeked groom,
With three wives in the tomb,
Kept insuring her during the service.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Weekly Joke
So, a pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender looks at him and asks, "are you really a talking pig?"
The bartender looks at him and asks, "are you really a talking pig?"
Monday, September 14, 2015
Friday, September 11, 2015
Weekly Limerick
To
compose a sonata today,
Don't proceed in the old-fashioned way:
With your toes on the keys,
Bang the floor with your knees:
"Oh how modern!" the critics will say.
Don't proceed in the old-fashioned way:
With your toes on the keys,
Bang the floor with your knees:
"Oh how modern!" the critics will say.
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Weekly Riddle
[I actually don't know what the answer is to this riddle. Please help me figure it out!]
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Weekly Joke
The native student, writing a letter to the superintendent of the mission, desired to end with the words: "May Heaven preserve you." Not being quite confident of the meaning of "preserve," he looked it up in a dictionary. When the letter reached the superintendent, it ended with the words: "And may Heaven pickle you."
Monday, September 7, 2015
Friday, September 4, 2015
Weekly Limerick
There
was a young lady named Perkins,
Who just simply doted on gherkins.
In spite of advice,
She ate so much spice,
That she pickled her internal workins'.
Who just simply doted on gherkins.
In spite of advice,
She ate so much spice,
That she pickled her internal workins'.
Thursday, September 3, 2015
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Weekly Joke
Brit and his family were about to take off on an airplane.
"You need to buckle your seatbelt now," his dad said.
"But I'm Superman," Brit complained. "I don't need to wear a seatbelt."
"If you were Superman, you wouldn't need an airplane, either."
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