For Those About to LOL...

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

"A farmer was quoted in the Town Gazette as having '2,008 pigs.'

He showed up the next morning to declare to the editor,

'That's a misprint! I didn't say I have 2,008 pigs.

I told your reporter I have 2 sows and 8 pigs.' "

It's a little short, but very funny (to me, at least)!

"An epicure, dining at Crewe,

Found quite a large mouse in his stew.

Said the waiter, 'Don't shout,

And wave it about,

Or the rest will be wanting one too!' "

What kind of bee does not sting?

A Beetle ;)

If you don't see what's so funny,

look closely at the tracks.

"A teacher tells Billy, 'Mississippi. How do you spell it?'
Billy answers, 'I-T. It.' "