Friday, October 17, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Now this sorry young lass
Is quite covered in grass,
But has all the tomatoes she needs."

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Weekly Riddle

"A house full, a hole full, and you
can not gather a bowl full!"
what is it?
Smoke ; )

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Weekly Joke

"One university student decided to give a speech
for his speech class on 'How to Skip Class.' Just after he began his presentation,
the professor asked if he had any visual aids to clarify his points.
'I almost forgot!' the young man replied, and he stepped out into
the hall. He never came back."

Friday, October 10, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a man who said, 'How
Shall I flee from this horrible cow?
I shall sit on this stile
And continue to smile
Which may soften the heart of that cow.' "

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Weekly Riddle

This is a much harder riddle, and is all but impossible to figure out without help.
But, when you know the secret, you can make your own riddles like this!

 Many Legs
In comes two legs, carrying one leg, 
Sets down one leg on the three legs,
Out goes two legs, in comes four legs, 
Picks up one leg from the three legs, 
Out goes five legs, in comes two legs,
Looks at three legs without one leg,
Out storms two legs, in come seven legs,
Two legs throws the three legs at the four legs, 
Down goes one leg, into no leg.

What happened?


A woman comes into a kitchen, carrying a leg of mutton.
She puts it down onto a three legged  stool
woman leaves, and a dog (or cat)comes in.
Steals the leg (five legs = 4+1), and runs off. Meanwhile, the woman comes back,
sees the mutton is missing,
and storms off, and grabs the dog(seven legs=2+4+1)
and throws the stool at the naughty animal .
 The ruined mutton is thrown into the trash can.
Sorry for taking so long!
UPDATE: Thanks to Klenda For giving me this!