Weekly Joke

" 'My pet frog can work math problems,'

bragged Buster. 'No way,' said Bryce.

'Show me.' Buster held the frog in his palm

and asked it, 'What's ten minus ten?'

The frog said nothing.

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Weekly Limerick

There was a dear lady of Eden,
Who on apples was quite fond of feedin';
She gave one to Adam,
Who said, "Thank you, Madam,"
And then both skedaddled from Eden.

Weekly Riddle

What do you get when you cross an

elephant with an overloaded computer?

[A crash through the jungle.]

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Weekly Joke

"A movie screenwriter waited eagerly for word

on whether her latest work had been accepted by any

of the film companies. She hounded her agent every day.

Finally, the agent phoned her to report. 'Good news,' the agent said.

'Warner Brothers loved your script and literally ate it up.'

'That's wonderful!' beamed the screenwriter.

'So when will they be making the movie?'

'Well, there's one small problem.

Warner Brothers is my dog....' "

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