Thursday, April 9, 2015

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Weekly Joke

"A kid is sent to the principal's office for shooting spitballs.
'What's wrong? Don't you like this school?' the principal asked.
'Oh, the school's okay,' the student answered,
'it's just the principal of the thing that bothers me!' "

Friday, April 3, 2015

Weekly Limerick

There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork;
He bought for his daughter
A tutor who taught her
To balance green peas on her fork.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Weekly Riddle

What's
Very large and heavy,
Has a grey trunk,
Lives in Scotland,
And has baffled scientists for centuries?
[The Loch Ness elephant]