Weekly Joke

" 'Someone's been eating my soup!' yelled Papa Bear,

finding his bowl empty at the supper table.

'And someone's been eating my soup!' yelled

Baby Bear. His bowl was empty, too.

'Stop worrying,' said Mama Bear.

'I'm still cooking it.' "

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Weekly Limerick

"There was an old man from Milan,
Whose limericks never would scan.

When told this was so, 

He said, 'yes, I know.

'But I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.' "

Weekly Riddle

Where do teachers prefer to operate?

[On multiplication tables.]

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Weekly Joke

" 'What can you tell us about the Iron age?' asked the teacher.

The student thought for a moment. 'Well, I imagine things

got pretty rusty after heavy rains.' "

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