Thursday, June 18, 2015

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Weekly Joke

"A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, 'Awwww, I wish my friends were here.' " 
Oh, well.

Friday, June 12, 2015

Weekly Limerick

I need a front door for my hall;
The replacement I bought was too tall.
So I hacked it and chopped it 
And carefully lopped it;
And now the dumb thing is too small. 

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Weekly Riddle

Where do bears like to stay when they go on vacation?
[At cave-inns.]