Friday, November 28, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a turkey named Chummy,
Mom thought that he might be quite yummy.
He waddled away
On Thanksgiving Day --
But still ended up in my tummy!"
Happy (late) Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Weekly Riddle

If a blue house is made out of
blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks,
and a pink house is made out of pink bricks,
 what is a green house made of?
[Glass]

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Weekly Joke

After each sentence below, say “my friend did too.”
"I went to the circus.
I ate some popcorn.
I went on some rides.
I ate some cotton candy.
I got some balloons.
I got some more to eat.
The balloons popped…"

Friday, November 21, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a Thingamajig--
Like a Whatsis, but three times as big.
When it first came in view
It looked something like you
But it stayed and turned into a pig."

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Weekly Riddle

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives 
in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. 
Who lives in the white house?
[The president]