Friday, January 30, 2015

Weekly Limerick

"I knew a word I now forget
That means, 'I am sorry we met
And I wish you the same.'
It sounds like your name
But I haven't remembered it yet."

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Weekly Riddle

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
[To get to the dark side ; )]

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Weekly Pic

This Pic and the one from last week are for all those Whoovians out there!

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Weekly Joke

"So, a pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender looks at the pig and says, 'Whoa, a talking pig!' "

Friday, January 23, 2015

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a lady named Sue
Who had nothing whatever to do
And who did it so badly
I thought she would gladly
Have stopped before she was through."

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Weekly Riddle

What do you call a sour citrus that jumps off cliffs?
[A Lemming!]