Weekly Limerick

There was a young man so benighted
He never knew when he was slighted;
He would go to a party
And eat just as hearty,
As if he'd been really invited.

From Brownie Locks.

Weekly Riddle

Which is correct?
Yolks of eggs are white, 
or yolks of eggs is white?

[Neither, because yolks of eggs are Yellow! (That's a yolk on you!)]

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

So, a writer has an inspiration. "I've got it!" he cried.

"How about  I write a story about a broken pencil?"
 "Nah," says his comrade. "That would be pointless."

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

A certain young fellow named Bee-Bee
Wished to wed a woman named Phoebe.
"But," he said, "I must see
What the clerical fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Bee-Bee."

Weekly Riddle

Why did the sea urchin not talk to the oyster?

[Because he was clammy]