Thursday, April 30, 2015

Weekly Riddle

Why did the window have to be taken to the doctor's office?
[She was suffering from window panes.]

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Weekly Joke

"A man called Bob was really worried. his friend,
James, walked over to him. 'I am in distress!'
Bob cried. James looked at Bob and asked, 'What dress?' "

Friday, April 24, 2015

Weekly Limerick

There was a young lady of Lynn,
Who was so excessively thin,
That when she assayed
To drink lemonade
She slipped through the straw and fell in.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Weekly Riddle

What do you get when you cross:
Fireworks,
-and-
Something that goes well with cheese?
[A Firecracker]