Friday, August 28, 2015

Weekly Limerick

There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Weekly Riddle

Why did the window have to be taken to to the doctors office?
[It was suffering from windowpanes.]

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Weekly Joke

"Do you think the skunk would be considered a very popular animal?" asked the teacher. "No," answered the student, "but it's always the scenter of attention."

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Weekly Riddle

What do you call Batman after he's been flattened by a steamroller?
[Flatman.]