Weekly Limerick

"There was an old man in Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe;

He woke up at night

With a terrible fright

And he found it was perfectly true."

Weekly Riddle

If a man is 5 feet tall,

 and his arms are 2 feet long,

 How long are his legs?

Long enough to reach the ground;)

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

"A teacher says to Billy, 'You missed school.'

Billy answers, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I didn't miss it at all."

Weekly Video

I crack me up.

Weekly Limerick

"A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd;

She was frightened, and screamed very loud;

Then a happy thought hit her

To scare off the critter:

She sat up in bed and meowed."

Weekly Riddle

What gets bigger, even when you take more from it?
(Highlight below to LOL)
A hole ;-)

Wordless Wednesday: Weekly Pic

So I've Got This Thing

And it goes like this:

Monday = Video

Tuesday = Joke

Wednesday = Picture

Thursday = Riddle

Friday = Limerick

Saturday & Sunday = Nothing

Oh! I forgot the funny joke!

Well, here we go.

"So, a man walks into a bar.

He falls unconscious."

Hello!

Hello, all! My blog name is Veronica, my blog is about comedy, and I wish you all a happy birthday! Wait, what? Never mind. Anyway, for starters, here's a funny video!