Weekly Riddle

Why did the window have to be taken to the doctor's office?

[She was suffering from window panes.]

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Weekly Joke

"A man called Bob was really worried. his friend,

James, walked over to him. 'I am in distress!'
Bob cried. James looked at Bob and asked, 'What dress?' "

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Weekly Limerick

There was a young lady of Lynn,
Who was so excessively thin,
That when she assayed
To drink lemonade
She slipped through the straw and fell in.

Weekly Riddle

What do you get when you cross:

Fireworks,

-and-

Something that goes well with cheese?

[A Firecracker]

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Weekly Joke

"So, a man says, 'I keep on seeing spots in front of my eyes.' 'Oh, no!' cries his friend.

'Have you seen a doctor yet?' The man says, 'no, just spots.' "

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Weekly Limerick

A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly," said the flea,
And they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Weekly Riddle

Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
[A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.]

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This just made me laugh so much.

Weekly Joke

"A kid sees a snake and later tells an adult.
When the adult says that that kind of snake isn't venomous,
the kid answers, 'If he can make me jump off a fifty-foot cliff,
he doesn't have to be!' "

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Weekly Limerick

There was a young woman named Kite,
Whose speed was much faster than light,
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

Weekly Riddle

Where is a rabbit’s favorite place to eat?
[Ihop]

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Look! it's the I Fell Tower!

Weekly Joke

"A kid is sent to the principal's office for shooting spitballs.
'What's wrong? Don't you like this school?' the principal asked.
'Oh, the school's okay,' the student answered,
'it's just the principal of the thing that bothers me!' "

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Weekly Limerick

There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork;
He bought for his daughter
A tutor who taught her
To balance green peas on her fork.

Weekly Riddle

What's

Very large and heavy,

Has a grey trunk,

Lives in Scotland,

And has baffled scientists for centuries?

[The Loch Ness elephant]

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