Weekly Limerick

There was a young man so benighted
He never knew when he was slighted;
He would go to a party
And eat just as hearty,
As if he'd been really invited.

From Brownie Locks.

Weekly Riddle

Which is correct?
Yolks of eggs are white, 
or yolks of eggs is white?

[Neither, because yolks of eggs are Yellow! (That's a yolk on you!)]

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

So, a writer has an inspiration. "I've got it!" he cried.

"How about  I write a story about a broken pencil?"
 "Nah," says his comrade. "That would be pointless."

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

A certain young fellow named Bee-Bee
Wished to wed a woman named Phoebe.
"But," he said, "I must see
What the clerical fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Bee-Bee."

Weekly Riddle

Why did the sea urchin not talk to the oyster?

[Because he was clammy]

Weekly Pic

Weekly Joke

 2 friends are talking.

 Friend 1: Hey, did you hear that they

are opening a home for retired yaks?
Friend 2: Yeah, but they can't get any publicity

because everyone says it's just old gnus.

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

There once was an ape in a zoo
Who looked out through the bars and saw YOU!
Do you think it's fair
To give poor apes a scare?
I think it's a mean thing to do.

Weekly Riddle

What did one volcano say to the other?
[I lava you.]

Weekly Pic

Weekly Joke

Two friends are talking.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the boy who had his girlfriend put in jail?

Friend 2: Yeah, but why?

Friend 1: Well, it turns out that she stole his heart.

Weekly Video

And yes, to answer your question, 

it is very hard to figure out a good, funny 

movie. You can suggest a video to me 

in the comments, if you know a good one.

Weekly Limerick

There once was a lady named Sue
Who had nothing whatever to do
And who did it so badly
I thought she would gladly
Have stopped before she was through.

Weekly Riddle

What's black and white and red all over?

[A newspaper]

Weekly Pic

Weekly Joke

"So, Billy throughs a clock out a window.

Billy's mom says, 'Oh, Billy! You've broken the family clock! Why?'

Billy answers, 'Awe, Mom, I just wanted to see time fly!' "

Weekly Video