Friday, August 29, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"There was an old man in Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe;
He woke up at night
With a terrible fright
And he found it was perfectly true."

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Weekly Riddle

If a man is 5 feet tall,
 and his arms are 2 feet long,
 How long are his legs?

Long enough to reach the ground;)

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Weekly Joke

"A teacher says to Billy, 'You missed school.'
Billy answers, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I didn't miss it at all."

Friday, August 22, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd;
She was frightened, and screamed very loud;
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter:
She sat up in bed and meowed."

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Weekly Riddle

What gets bigger, even when you take more from it?
(Highlight below to LOL)
A hole ;-)

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

So I've Got This Thing

And it goes like this:
Monday = Video
Tuesday = Joke
Wednesday = Picture
Thursday = Riddle
Friday = Limerick
Saturday & Sunday = Nothing

Oh! I forgot the funny joke!

Well, here we go.

"So, a man walks into a bar.
He falls unconscious."

Monday, August 18, 2014

Hello!

Hello, all! My blog name is Veronica, my blog is about comedy, and I wish you all a happy birthday! Wait, what? Never mind. Anyway, for starters, here's a funny video!