Weekly Limerick

"There once was a turkey named Chummy,
Mom thought that he might be quite yummy.
He waddled away
On Thanksgiving Day --
But still ended up in my tummy!"

Happy (late) Thanksgiving!

Weekly Riddle

If a blue house is made out of

blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks,

and a pink house is made out of pink bricks,

 what is a green house made of?
[Glass]

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

After each sentence below, say “my friend did too.”
"I went to the circus.
I ate some popcorn.
I went on some rides.
I ate some cotton candy.
I got some balloons.
I got some more to eat.
The balloons popped…"

Weekly Video

All those videos are from Action Movie Kid.

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a Thingamajig--
Like a Whatsis, but three times as big.
When it first came in view
It looked something like you
But it stayed and turned into a pig."

Weekly Riddle

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives 

in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. 

Who lives in the white house?
[The president]

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake. 

The waiter said 'Are you a rope?' The rope said 'Yes.' 

The waiter said 'We don’t serve ropes.' So, the rope went out 

and burnt off his ends and tied himself into a knot. The rope went back 

into the restaurant and ordered a milkshake. The waiter asked

 'Are you a rope?' The rope said 'No, I’m a frayed knot.'

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

"There's a train at 4:04," said Miss Jenny
"Four tickets I'll take; have you any?"
Said the man at the door,
"Not four for 4:04,
For four for 4:04 is too many."

Weekly Riddle

Throw away the outside and cook the inside,

then eat the outside and throw away the inside.

What is it? 

[Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk,

cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.]

Weekly Pic

From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

"A man was driving in his car got a call from his wife on his cell phone. She was really frantic and yelled, 'Honey, I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on the highway! Be careful!'
He replied, 'Honey, there isn’t just one, there are hundreds of them!' ”

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

"A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor,
'Is it harder to toot, or . . .
To tutor two tooters to toot?' "

Weekly Riddle

A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on.

The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street.

How did he see her?
[It was a bright and sunny day!]

Weekly Pic

Weekly Joke

"There was a man in prison. He tried to find a way out,

but he couldn’t. Finally, he found a way out

through the cellar. So, he went through the cellar

and ended up in a park. He shouted, 'I’m free! I’m free!'

and a little girl said, 'Neat; I’m 4.' "

Weekly Video