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Happy New Year!

Weekly Joke

"A chicken marches into the library, walks up to the library desk, and says: 'Book, book, BOOK!'

The librarian hands over a a couple of slim children’s paperbacks, and watches the chicken as it leaves the library, walks across the street, through a field, and disappears down the hill.

Next day, the chicken is back. Walks right up to the librarian, drops the books on her desk, and says, 'Book, Book, BOOK, BOOK!' The librarian hands over a few books and again watches the chicken drag them away.

The next day, the chicken comes for a third time. Drops the books on the desk, and says, 'Book, Book, Book, BOOK!!'

This time, once the chicken is out the door, the librarian follows — across the street, through a field, and down the hill to a small pond.

On a rock on the edge of the pond is the biggest frog the librarian has ever seen. The chicken walks up to the frog, drops the book on the pond’s edge, and says, 'Book, Book, Book!'

The frog hops over, uses the front leg to push through the pile, and says: 'Read it, read it, read it…' ”

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Weekly Limerick

"Speedy Sam, while exploring a cave,
Had what I call a very close shave.
He stepped on a bear,
That had dozed off in there.
I'm glad he was faster than brave."

Weekly Riddle

What is the longest word in the dictionary?
[Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’.]

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From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

"So, a guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, 'I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.'

The librarian responds, 'Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?'

The person says, 'Oh, sorry. (in a whisper) I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.' "

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Weekly Limerick

 A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knittin'
And he said, with a sigh,
"That nice park bench--well I...
I just painted it, right where you're sittin.' "

Weekly Riddle

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree.

Who will get the banana first, 

the monkey, 

the squirrel, or

 the bird?

[None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!]

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From Cute Overload.

Weekly Joke

"A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent,

the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill."

Weekly Videos

First, watch this:

However, the new trailer was frowned upon by Lucas after the immense success of the Prequels, so he took the job of rewriting the entire script into his own hands:

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a Martian named Zed
With antennae all over his head.
He sent out a lot
Of di-di-dash-dot 
But nobody knows what he said."

Weekly Riddle

A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away.

How can the horse get to the apple?
[The chain is not attached to anything.]

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Weekly Joke

"Two atoms are playing together when one

tells the other, 'I lost an electron.' The second atom

asks, 'Are you sure?' The first atom replies, 'I’m positive!' "

The Poem 'bout The Poll

You can vote about what you think of my blog;

but if you are, then please hurry, "cause The Poll ends on December 21st!"

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15 minutes could save you...nevermind.

Weekly Limerick

"Said a salty old skipper from Wales,
'Number one, it's all right to chew nails.
It impresses the crew.
It impresses me too.
But stop spitting holes in the sails!' "

Weekly Riddle

The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.
Billy Smith: “I was outside playing basketball.”
The Maid: “I was dusting the corners of the house.”
Chef: “I was starting to make lunch for later.”
Who is lying?
[It was the maid. The house is circular; it has no corners.]

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Weekly Joke

"Two sausages were sizzling in a pan.

one sausage turns to the other

and says, 'It’s hot in here!'
The other sausage replies,

'Hey, a talking sausage!' "

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My favorite part is the tabby cat part :-)