Weekly Limerick

"I knew a word I now forget
That means, 'I am sorry we met
And I wish you the same.'
It sounds like your name
But I haven't remembered it yet."

Weekly Riddle

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

[To get to the dark side ; )]

Weekly Pic

This Pic and the one from last week are for all those Whoovians out there!

Weekly Joke

"So, a pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.

The bartender looks at the pig and says, 'Whoa, a talking pig!' "

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a lady named Sue
Who had nothing whatever to do
And who did it so badly
I thought she would gladly
Have stopped before she was through."

Weekly Riddle

What do you call a sour citrus that jumps off cliffs?

[A Lemming!]

Weekly Pic

Weekly Joke

 "A man was looking out his window when he noticed
that there was a snail on one of his plants.
So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could.
Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window,
and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked
at him and said, 'Hey, what did you do that for?' "

Weekly Video

Sorry, I'm just feeling really Star Wars-y this month.

New STUFF!!!

Hi! As you can see, I've redone my blog to...

Spring Style!

Also, I've created another poll! Please vote!

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a hunter named Paul
Who strangled nine grizzlies one Fall.
Nine is such a good score,
So he tried for one more
But he lost. Well, you can't win them all!"

Weekly Riddle

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
[Take the words out of his mouth!]

Weekly Pic

Weekly Joke

Crazy Dictionary:

HITLER: A MAN WHO IS POSITIVELY NAZIATING.

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

"There once were two back-country geezers
Who got porcupine quills up their sneezers.
They sat beak to beak
For more than a week
Working over each other with tweezers."

Weekly Riddle

What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?
[A centipede with a wooden leg.]

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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Weekly Pic

This is what happens when I hold the camera.

Weekly Joke

"A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?'

'That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,' the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?'

'Oh, nothing,' the boy says. 'There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.'"

Weekly Video

Weekly Limerick

"There was a young fellow who thought
Very little, but thought it a lot.
Then at long last he knew
What he wanted to do,
But before he could start, he forgot."

Weekly Riddle

What do you call a snowman in the desert?

[A puddle!]