Weekly Joke

" 'Do you think the skunk would be considered

a very popular animal?' the teacher asked.

'Not exactly,' the student answered,

'but it's always the scenter of attention.' "

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Weekly Limerick

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can
Anything that he can;
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

Weekly Riddle

What's

Large,

White,

Fierce,

Eats salmon,

And lives in the Sahara Desert?

[One lost polar bear.]

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Weekly Joke

" 'My feet are sore,' one bear said to another.

'I'm going to the mall to buy tennis shoes.'

'What for?' asked his friend.

'You're still going to

have bear feet.' "

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Weekly Limerick

A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.
All the flowers looked round,
But no horse could be found;
So he just rhododendron, of course.

Weekly Riddle

If a cow's head is pointed west, in

which direction is it's tail pointed?

[Down.]

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Weekly Joke

" 'Oooo! This wind is terrible,' said Emma.

'It's made a total mess of my hair!'

'Yeah,' agreed Joseph. 'You look like

you've been through a hairricane.' "

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Weekly Limerick

Said an envious, crudite big ermine,
"There is one thing I cannot determine;
When a dame wears my coat,
She's a person of note;
 But when I wear it, I'm called a vermine!"

Weekly Riddle

What do you call a nine-foot high stack of frogs?

[A toad-em pole!]

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Weekly Joke

" 'My pet frog can work math problems,'

bragged Buster. 'No way,' said Bryce.

'Show me.' Buster held the frog in his palm

and asked it, 'What's ten minus ten?'

The frog said nothing.

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Weekly Limerick

There was a dear lady of Eden,
Who on apples was quite fond of feedin';
She gave one to Adam,
Who said, "Thank you, Madam,"
And then both skedaddled from Eden.

Weekly Riddle

What do you get when you cross an

elephant with an overloaded computer?

[A crash through the jungle.]

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Weekly Joke

"A movie screenwriter waited eagerly for word

on whether her latest work had been accepted by any

of the film companies. She hounded her agent every day.

Finally, the agent phoned her to report. 'Good news,' the agent said.

'Warner Brothers loved your script and literally ate it up.'

'That's wonderful!' beamed the screenwriter.

'So when will they be making the movie?'

'Well, there's one small problem.

Warner Brothers is my dog....' "

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