Weekly Joke

 Out of 10 people,
there are those that know Binary,
those that don't,
and those that are surprised that this is a base 3 joke.

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A newspaper man named Fling
Could make "copy" from any old thing.
But the copy he wrote
Of a five dollar note
Was so good he is now in Sing Sing.

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What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
[A porkchop.]

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A zookeeper is ordering new 
animals. As he fills out the forms,

he types “two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right,

so he tries “two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.”

Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and

while you’re at it, send another one.”

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A crossword compiler named Moss

Who found himself quite at a loss

When asked, “Why so blue?”

Said, “I haven’t a clue,

I’m 2 Down to put 1 Across.”

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What tastes better than it smells?

[A tongue.]

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"A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, 'Awwww, I wish my friends were here.' " 

Oh, well.

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I need a front door for my hall;
The replacement I bought was too tall.

So I hacked it and chopped it 

And carefully lopped it;

And now the dumb thing is too small. 

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Where do bears like to stay when they go on vacation?

[At cave-inns.]

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" 'Someone's been eating my soup!' yelled Papa Bear,

finding his bowl empty at the supper table.

'And someone's been eating my soup!' yelled

Baby Bear. His bowl was empty, too.

'Stop worrying,' said Mama Bear.

'I'm still cooking it.' "

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"There was an old man from Milan,
Whose limericks never would scan.

When told this was so, 

He said, 'yes, I know.

'But I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.' "

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Where do teachers prefer to operate?

[On multiplication tables.]

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" 'What can you tell us about the Iron age?' asked the teacher.

The student thought for a moment. 'Well, I imagine things

got pretty rusty after heavy rains.' "

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