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There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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Why did the window have to be taken to to the doctors office?

[It was suffering from windowpanes.]

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"Do you think the skunk would be considered a very popular animal?" asked the teacher. "No," answered the student, "but it's always the scenter of attention."

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What do you call Batman after he's been flattened by a steamroller?

[Flatman.]

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A nifty young flapper named Jane
While walking was caught in the rain.
She ran--almost flew,
Her complexion did too,
And she reached home exceedingly plain.

Weekly Riddle

Hint: The answer isn't 25.

Try to figure it out before seeing the answer.

[21]

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Did you hear about the snail that was mugged by a turtle? When the police asked for a description of the suspect, the snail replied, "I don't know. It all happened so fast..."

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A maiden at college, Miss Breeze,
Weighed down by B.A.s and Lit.D's,
Collapsed from the strain,
Said her doctor, "It's plain
You are killing yourself --- by degrees!"

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Why did the first hand cross the street?

[To get to the second hand shop.]

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Did you hear about the dweeb who kept a stick of dynamite in his car's emergency repair kit? He figured if he got a flat he could blow up his tires.

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There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

Weekly Riddle

An artist showed off a portrait he painted. When asked who the man in the painting was, he answered, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."

Who is the man in the portrait?

[His son.]

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Locomotive: a crazy idea.

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