Friday, October 31, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"On a bike race through Scotland did ped-al
A speedy French rider who led-all.
'Is my lead big?' he cried
'Wee,' a Scotsman replied,
So he slowed down and won no gold med-al."

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Weekly Riddle

A man had 10 goats.
All but 6 goats ran away.
How many goats did he have left?
6 goats.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Weekly Joke

"A man was looking for a person to paint his porch,
so he hired a young lady and told her what to do.
After about 30 minutes, the lady came to the door
and said, 'I’m done.' The man asked, 'how did you get done
so fast?' The lady answered, 'It was hard at first, but it got easier
towards the end. And by the way, it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.' "

Friday, October 24, 2014

Congrats!

I've done 50 posts!
To celebrate, I've smooshed together
both the Weekly Riddle and the Weekly Limerick!
Here we go...

"An ambitious young fellow named Matt
Tried to parachute using his hat.
Folks below looked so small
As he started to fall,
Then got bigger and bigger 'till SPLAT!"
What happened?

You know.
Sorry for taking so long!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Weekly Joke

"A perso 
Sorry! I couldn't find 
any good jokes today;
but I promise I will next time!

Saturday, October 18, 2014

But Wait...

There's more!
As you have noticed, 
this is Fall, so I'm making this...

Fall Style!
(just wanted to tell you...)

Friday, October 17, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Now this sorry young lass
Is quite covered in grass,
But has all the tomatoes she needs."

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Weekly Riddle

"A house full, a hole full, and you
can not gather a bowl full!"
what is it?
Smoke ; )

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Weekly Joke

"One university student decided to give a speech
for his speech class on 'How to Skip Class.' Just after he began his presentation,
the professor asked if he had any visual aids to clarify his points.
'I almost forgot!' the young man replied, and he stepped out into
the hall. He never came back."

Friday, October 10, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"There once was a man who said, 'How
Shall I flee from this horrible cow?
I shall sit on this stile
And continue to smile
Which may soften the heart of that cow.' "

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Weekly Riddle

This is a much harder riddle, and is all but impossible to figure out without help.
But, when you know the secret, you can make your own riddles like this!

 Many Legs
In comes two legs, carrying one leg, 
Sets down one leg on the three legs,
Out goes two legs, in comes four legs, 
Picks up one leg from the three legs, 
Out goes five legs, in comes two legs,
Looks at three legs without one leg,
Out storms two legs, in come seven legs,
Two legs throws the three legs at the four legs, 
Down goes one leg, into no leg.

What happened?


A woman comes into a kitchen, carrying a leg of mutton.
She puts it down onto a three legged  stool
woman leaves, and a dog (or cat)comes in.
Steals the leg (five legs = 4+1), and runs off. Meanwhile, the woman comes back,
sees the mutton is missing,
and storms off, and grabs the dog(seven legs=2+4+1)
and throws the stool at the naughty animal .
 The ruined mutton is thrown into the trash can.
Sorry for taking so long!
UPDATE: Thanks to Klenda For giving me this!

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Weekly Joke

"A farmer was quoted in the Town Gazette as having '2,008 pigs.'
He showed up the next morning to declare to the editor,
'That's a misprint! I didn't say I have 2,008 pigs.
I told your reporter I have 2 sows and 8 pigs.' "

Monday, October 6, 2014

Friday, October 3, 2014

Weekly Limerick

"An epicure, dining at Crewe,
Found quite a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, 'Don't shout,
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too!' "

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Weekly Pic

If you don't see what's so funny,
look closely at the tracks.

Weekly Joke

"A teacher tells Billy, 'Mississippi. How do you spell it?'
Billy answers, 'I-T. It.' "