Congrats!

I've done 50 posts!
To celebrate, I've smooshed together
both the Weekly Riddle and the Weekly Limerick!
Here we go...

"An ambitious young fellow named Matt
Tried to parachute using his hat.
Folks below looked so small
As he started to fall,
Then got bigger and bigger 'till SPLAT!"

What happened?

You know.

Sorry for taking so long!