Weekly Joke

A Scotsman arrived in New York and soon was set up in his own apartment.

After a few weeks, his mother called to see how he was doing.

"Terrible!" replied the Scotsman. "All day long some crazy guy

bangs on my wall and yells, 'I can't take it anymore!

I can't take it anymore!'"  "I'm so sorry," said his mother. "But that's

not all," said the Scotsman. "On the other side some woman cries and

moans all day long." "Well, Son," advised his mother, "if I were you,

I'd keep to myself." "Oh, I do," replied the Scotsman. 

"I just sit in my room all day and play the bagpipes."